Population | 27.058 billion |
Capital | Benishof |
Leader | Spurdo Spärde |
Faith | Benism |
Currency | colombian flake |
Animal | pædobär |
The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.058 billion Seven Provincians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 6,250 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 231,012 colombian flakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.
The Seven Provinces is ranked 8,606th in the world and 38th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 9,195.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Free Land of Haraken.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Grand Commonwealth Duchy of Australian Luxembourg.
- : The Seven Provinces was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Influential, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : The Seven Provinces was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Greater Poundland.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Parsininsa.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Queendom of Saint Von Artemis.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 200 » Yahlia, The New Nordic Union, Elisabethshagen, Regnum Italiae, Pilipinas and Malaya, Maritzal, Invernessia, Chronus, Someseni, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Nardin, Ausvelt, Thracia and Crimea, Super Happy Land, Northern German Federation, The Champions League, Outer Sparta, North of Americas, Imperium Anglorum, St Scarlett, Walfo, Galway-Dublin, Leszno, Dauershire, Weltbeherrschung, Nuweland, Savinecross, Dark Matter, Wombelland, Jim the Baptist, Brakanistan, Irminsulia, Quentenia, Falvaard, Thracia Republic, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Bareu, The Scandinavian Realm, Kardjali, Nea Europa, Ostermarch, Wiener-Neustadt, South St Maarten, Druznia, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Carignanum, Durlia, Belmoren, Lieges, Puerto Thelosia, and 150 others.An Clar, Trixeland, Rotenstein, The-British-Isles, Jahass, The Templar Papal New State, Ivernia, The Reunited Yugoslavs, The States of Texas and Arkansas, New Eestiball, Estellan, United Communes of Chile, Amicities, Mynox, Othenhiem, Gliesetonia, Zulrich, Robbonia, Estonesia, Europe a Nation, Warzakie, Aroale, Girvage, Alsted, Rary, Sicheslav, Konewa, Gorzi, Balcem, Armbruster, Iceagea, Agausia, Zaznia, Arsenial, HELLLLL, Fenian Provinces, Liberalialand, Ottterland, Etnon, Meropis, UGBK, Scutarie, Slavatania, Southern Whateverlandia, New Vorarlberg, Dizgovzy, Ikarus, Northern Socialist States, Kkorea, Nova Prussia, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Yourope, Leistrona, Unidoria, Great Clucky, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Nigeriao Kingdom, Stumphosse Res, Leranditale, Seristria, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Scytharum, Castlenburg, Icoland, Novaspesia, Agatep, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Psikuta, Saarenmaa, Ostveg, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Noob Farlands, Liberepublia, Nordivia, Foudina, Kanokla, Calicov, Elestansa, Ortigia, Salwonia, Karnea, Makykay, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Salarnsia, Aresetia, Empire of Draconia, The Iron Khagnate, Skalliad, The OG Your Moms Mom, Orsik, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Astaraion, Scivonia, Istastioner, The New Palaces, Der Weimar Republik, Hankhank, Winterstein, The AbelLandia, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Ultaverstin, Hunarskotlo, Cot Deviet, Iquerian, Niemence, Society of Russian Freedom, The Oriental Empire, Lumermeyr, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, Montecrux, Reiserland, Narmocrana, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Myanerus, Woodlands, Cambany, Wamia, Mancidonia, Pupunese, Granevia, Kronverg, Alcrosnia, Apocalypse Borg, X Country, Lagene, The Commonwealth of Rylandia, Convilla, Parharia, Holy Europe Empire, Francoguese, Franchya, Osterreich-Deutschland, New Vardarland, Villaggio della Foglia, Detek Lunesta Qok, Faack, Saint Von Artemis, Parsininsa, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Western Balkania, Greater Poundland, Australian Luxembourg, and Haraken.